Saturday, February 11, 2006

Mom quotes

Me, looking for a bike for Bella's birthday present: "This one is okay but the handlebars are dorky."

Mom: "They're not dorky - they're the kind I would use."

Me:

Mom: "Oh, well, exactly."

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Me: "No no, you really do do it this way!"

Mom: "Okay, fine. Then things have changed since the last time I tried this"

Me: "Yes, things have changed since the fifties...the eighteen-fifties."

*smack*

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Mom, reactiong to the television: "URGH!! The only people I hate more than men are women."